Discover the ultimate laugh-out-loud joke book for kids that's 100 percent about everyone's favorite time of year - Halloween! Inside, kids will find clean, fun jokes like: What does a vampire stand on when he gets out of the shower? A bat mat! What's the first thing ghosts do when they get in the car? Boo-ckle their seatbelts! What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! What do sea monsters eat for lunch? Fish and ships. . . .And many more! Whether you're a wizard of wordplay, a ghoulish giggler, or just someone who loves good old haunted hilarity, this book is the perfect addition to your library.