Blossom Bravo is the fading star of axed soap opera Pensioner. Her lover, kitty litter heiress Pandora Mainprize, tries to rescue Blossom from the clutches of the bottle and grasping starlets. Rent boy Marvin Tripplehorn moves from a tent in Blossom's garden to a gratifying fiscal deal with Darcy, a Gallipoli veteran. Pastor Esmond Savage's love for his pet emu leads him to commit unpardonable sin while Narelle Urdzanna, documentary filmmaker, learns the high price to be paid for arousing Pandor's charnel desire...
