The comprehensive collection of the wit and wisdom of one of the great hitters in baseball today and its biggest jerk: former Cleveland Indian and current Chicago White Sox left fielder Albert ('Don't Call Me Joey') Belle. Albert Belle on hitting: 'RBI's win games... and they can make you a ton of money.' Albert Belle on his reputation as a jerk: 'I'm moody. I know that. I've made some mistakes. But if I was a bad person, would someone pay me £55 million...?' Albert Belle after nearly running over a trick-or-treating teenager who had egged the slugger's home in Cleveland on
